As we get into the thick of winter, I would also like to remind us all we are getting deeper into the season of
THE WEDDING CLOAK
Remember, you can do your part to discourage use of this hooded monstrosity. Help brides who are in the throes of infatuation and unable to think clearly. No one wants to look back at their wedding photos and realize that their beautiful dress that they exchanged their firstborn's college education for was hidden the entire time by a thick, white, fur-lined hood.
However, know that if you do choose this hooded cloak, I won't boycott your wedding. I'll still come, support you, bring a gift, and I won't even make any comments about it.
But I'll be thinking them.
Side note: Claire just happened by, saw the picture, and screamed, "SANTA CLAUS!!!"
Need I say more?